Tuesday, May 15, 2007

an odd experience...first of many

Found a new way to break bad news to someone. This actually happened to me on Monday. Tell them while sitting on the back of a moving motorcycle. The other person is caught completely off guard as their focus is likely on the herd of oncoming scooters. No time to be upset. No time to react. On the other hand they could lose their focus and crash the bike. Use this technique at your risk.

....Never thought anyone would read this besides me. But the of the bearer of nondescript bad news read it. Just so you know, I am neither upset nor am I am angry. I can just think of the infinite possibilities of this method of confrontation. Think about it, the potential for violence, tears, guilt are all dramatically reduced. I suppose you could have an accident, but after you get out of the hospital who would even remember the brick you dropped.